CLOSET with SPECIAL GUESTS VAN SHE TECH

“Oh, he’s very popular, Ed… The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”

That’s right homos. It’s FERRIS BUELLER’s GAY OFF.

CLOSET came back. We know you missed us. We missed you too. We thought it was time to see you again. So we chucked sickie, and got footloose for our biggest gay disco inferno yet.

Over TWO FLOORS and FOUR ROOMS, CLOSET once again brought you electro, disco, house, hip hop, and breaks from a rotation of fresh Djs, and favourites like SPECIAL GUEST Djs VAN SHE TECH, GLOVES, M.A.F.I.A., BROMANCE, VIVA L’AMOUR, PEARL, VIYO! + LEZBELLAH & MAISONdeMASON.

CLASS OF ‘86. Boys and girls, it’s back to school, and back to the ’80s. Think big hair and bigger shoulder pads. Think ruffled tuxedo shirts, and taffeta dresses. Think legwarmers, headbands and leotards. Cheerleaders, virgins, nerds, heathers, jocks, Brat Packers, dropkicks, Homocoming kings and queens. An homage to the decade we were born in, when John Hughes ruled the school.